在网际网络的早期 In the early days of the Internet,
你不能看在线视频 you couldn't stream movies
或者召唤泰国菜到你家门口 or summon Thai food to your doorstep.
但如果你对纯文字的 But... if you were interested in text-based news
最新物理课程讲座有兴趣 about upcoming physics lectures,
那你可活在了好时代 it was a great time to be alive.
我的老天 Holy moly.
爸爸 Dad.
爸 Dad!
我在洗澡呢 I'm in the shower!
我有紧急的事 It's an emergency.
行吧 进来 Fine! Come in.
老爸 Dad?
我还以为你是着急进来上厕所 I thought you had to use the bathroom.
早上7点23分上吗 At 7:23 in the morning?
你都不读我给你的如厕时间表 那我印来干嘛 Why do I print out schedules if you're not going to read them?
有话快说 有屁快放 Tell me what you want.
你下周末要做什么吗 What are we doing next weekend?
这听起来不是很紧急啊 This ain't sounding like an emergency.
很紧急 斯蒂芬·霍金要办讲座 It is. Stephen Hawking is giving a lecture,
我一定得去 and I really need to go.
不能等到我洗完澡再聊这事吗 Can we talk about this when I'm out of the shower?
你麻利点 根据你并不读的时间表 Pick up the pace. According to the schedule
再过六分钟我就得进来洗澡了 that you don't read, I'm due in there in six minutes.
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
后期 灰灰是菇凉 时间轴 加森
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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我们可以去吗 So can we go?
我不知道 I don't know.
你进去忙吧 Go take a shower.
还差2分15秒呢 I still have two minutes and 15 seconds.
我们此刻解决 Let's nail this down.
讲座地点在哪 Where's the lecture?
如果答案是达拉斯 我们绝不去 And if the answer's Dallas, we're not going.
-好消息 不是达拉斯 -那是哪里 - Good news. It's not Dallas. - ‭Where?
加州的帕萨迪纳市 Pasadena, California.
加州吗 California?
那可是比达拉斯远很多啊 That's a lot further than Dallas.
直线距离远了1983公里 1,232 miles further as the crow flies.
不过为你的地理知识比个赞 But kudos to you for being up on your geography.
我们绝对不可能去加州 There's no way we're going to California.
如果斯蒂芬·霍金坐轮椅都可以到那里 If Stephen Hawking can make it there in a wheelchair,
我相信我们一定可以 I'm sure we can manage.
谢尔顿 机票非常贵 Sheldon, airplane tickets are expensive.
酒店也很贵 我们付不起 Hotels are expensive. We can't afford it.
但是他的健康如风中残烛 But his health is fragile.
这很可能是我这辈子唯一见到他的机会 This might be my only chance to ever see him in person.
我很抱歉 儿子 I'm sorry, buddy.
我很想继续跟你谈下去 I would like to discuss this further,
但我只剩... but I only have...
22秒的时间就得开始洗澡 而解扣子很费时间 22 seconds to be in the shower, and buttons slow me down.
我们就是在这一刻输了这场球 This is the moment we lost that game.
战术执行失败一次并不代表就要放弃 But one bad play doesn't mean you give up.
我们有大把的时间可以扭转局面 We had plenty of time to turn it around,
但你们就决定比赛没救了 but y'all decided it was over.
我再也不想看到有这样的情况发生 I don't want to ever see that happen again.
下一次你们再看到感觉没戏了的局面 Next time something seems out of your reach,
也不准放弃 you do not quit.
而是要加倍努力 You just dig deeper.
这代表如果我能找到可负担的机票 Does that mean if I find an affordable flight
我们就可以去加州吗 to California, we can go?
梅德福旅行社
您好 有何能为您效劳 Hi. Can I help you?
我想找到去加州最便宜的两张机票 I'm trying to find the cheapest flight to California
-给我跟我爸爸 -好的 - for me and my father. - ‭Okay.
你请坐 Well, have a seat.
你们是想去迪士尼乐园吗 You lookin' to go to Disneyland?
我唯一有兴趣去坐的设施 The only ride I'm interested in is
是斯蒂芬·霍金思想上的智慧过山车 the intellectual roller coaster of Stephen Hawking's mind.
那个项目的位置在哪里呢 And where is that located?
斯蒂芬·霍金的大脑里 Well... Stephen Hawking's head.
不过到时候他人会在帕萨迪纳的加州理工 But that will be at Caltech in Pasadena.
了解 Got it.
你们想什么时候飞呢 And, uh, when were you looking to fly?
下周末 Next weekend.
那时间很赶啊 Oh, wow, that's pretty soon.
最后一刻订的机票通常都不便宜 Traveling last-minute can be pricey.
有任何打折活动吗 Are there any discounts available?
你有加入任何航空的飞行常客计划吗 Are you a member of any frequent-flier programs?
没 我还没有坐过飞机 No. I've never flown before.
如果想要便宜 方法有... Well, ways to keep the cost down are:
周间飞过去 多次转机 或者... flying on weekdays, multiple layovers, or--
这个估计你们用不了 但... this probably doesn't apply, but--
航空公司会提供特殊费率 airlines offer special fares
给近期有家人亲戚过世的旅客 if there's been a death in the family.
有意思 我能借用你的电话吗 Interesting. May I use your phone?
你好 Hello?
你还有什么招数 What else you got?
谁啊 Hello?
再见 See ya.
-你去哪里呢 -跟贾娜出去 - Where you going? - ‭Out with Jana.
你最近很常跟她泡在一起啊 You've been spending a lot of time with her lately.
她是你女朋友吗 Is she your girlfriend?
老爸 你能让她别八卦了吗 Dad, can you make her stop?
我可以但我偏不 另外 我其实没办法 Yeah, I could but I won't. Also, I can't.
我只是想关心你的生活近况嘛 I just want to know what's going on in your life.
如果你觉得这女孩是你很特别的人 And if this girl is someone special to you,
那我也会视她如特别之人 then she's special to me.
别闹了 Come on.
-玛丽 够了 -干嘛 我想知道嘛 - Mary, enough. - ‭What? I want to know.
再见 Bye.
不知道能不能安慰到你 但我不在乎 If it helps, I don't care.
安慰到了 谢谢 It does. Thank you.
他为何什么都不愿意跟我说啊 Why doesn't he tell me anything?
当你是青少年的时候 你跟你父母报告一切吗 When you were a teenager, did you tell your parents stuff?
没有啊 Well, no.
那你为什么认为他应该做到 Then why do you expect him to?
因为我是酷又有趣的那种妈妈啊 'Cause I'm a cool, fun mom.
爸爸 好消息 去加州的机票价格 Dad, good news. Airline tickets to California
比你想象中的要能负担许多 are more affordable than you think.
谢尔顿 我们不去 Sheldon, we're not going.
你们这是在说什么 What's all this about?
斯蒂芬·霍金要在加州理工办讲座 Stephen Hawking is giving a lecture at Caltech.
如果我们愿意周三飞过去 并转机4次 If we leave on Wednesday and are willing to make four layovers,
在博伊西 丹佛 阿尔伯克基 与法戈转机 in Boise, Denver, Albuquerque and Fargo,
我们只需要95块一个人就可以了 we can get there for only $95 each.
我有工作好吗 不能周间想走就走 I have a job-- I can't just leave in the middle of the week.
那妈妈呢 W-Well, then what about Mom?
谢利 对不起 但我们真的没办法 Sorry, Shelly, we're not in a position to do this.
可是斯蒂芬·霍金是我的英雄 But Stephen Hawking's my hero.
想象一下如果是你有机会见到耶稣或... Imagine if you got a chance to see Jesus or...
老爸有机会见到发明啤酒的人 Dad got to meet the man who invented beer.
某人今天内裤打结 心情不爽吗 Someone's Underoos are in a knot.
我的内裤平整舒服得很 谢谢关心 My Underoos are fitting just fine, thank you.
那你为什么脸臭得像屁股卡了东西 Then why is there a stick up your butt?
不要再说跟我屁股有关的事了好吗 Stop making inquiries about my bottom.
但我喜欢啊 But I enjoy it.
爸妈不愿意带我去加州看斯蒂芬·霍金 Mom and Dad won't take me to California to see Stephen Hawking.
-你本来以为他们会愿意带你去加州吗 -对啊 - You thought they would take you to California? - Yes.
书展时我想让他们给我买这本书都不行 They wouldn't even buy me this book at the book fair.
害我只能去图书馆借 I had to get it at the library.
其中一页里面还粘了鼻屎 There's a booger on one of the pages.
我这辈子可能再也没有机会见到他了 Well, I may never get another chance to see him in person.
自己憋着吧 你总是要什么都能被满足 Suck it up. You always get everything you want.
才没有呢 That's not true.
你有一台电脑 You got a computer.
-而我只能读鼻屎书 -行吧 - I'm reading a booger book. - Fine.
那你建议我该怎么"憋着点" How do you recommend I "suck it up"?
不知道啊 当事情不随你愿的时候 I don't know, when you don't get your way,
闭嘴继续过生活呗 shut up and move on.
-你都是这么做的吗 -是啊 - Is that what you do? - Yeah.
这就是为什么你没有一台电脑 And that's why you don't have a computer.
小乔治是我儿子 我有这个权利 Georgie is my son-- I have the right
知道他都跟谁玩在一起 to know who he's spending time with.
你是在说贾娜吗 You talking about Jana?
你知道她啊 You know her?
我并不认识她啦 Well, I don't really know her.
我只是有几次在戴尔的店里 I've seen them hanging out together at Dale's store
看到他们玩在一起 a couple of times.
她挺可爱的 She's cute.
漂亮 你知道的都比我还多 Great. So you know even more than I do.
向来如此 Always have.
我觉得我想知道这些不过分吧 I don't feel I'm being out of line wanting to...
比如她几岁了 know how old this girl is
都去哪间教堂 还有她姓什么 or what church she goes to or her last name.
欧文斯 Owens.
干嘛啦 你现在不就知道了吗 What? Now you know.
真是绝了 Unbelievable!
天啊 你整天担心谢尔顿不够正常 Oh, geez, you worry about Sheldon not being normal,
现在小乔治像个正常孩子 你也要担心吗 now you're worried about Georgie being normal--
我怎么养了你这么个小混蛋 how did I raise such a turd?
人家才不是... I am not...
那个词呢 that word.
如果你说不出那个词 你有可能就是那个词 If you can't say the word, you might be the word.
在接下来的几天 Over the next few days,
我尝试听我姐姐的建议 自己憋着 I tried to take my sister's advice and "suck it up."
但我怎么憋得下这口气 But how could I,
一切事物都在提醒我斯蒂芬·霍金的存在 when everything reminded me of Stephen Hawking?
西于耶学[机械音] L-e-a-r-n.
正确 现在拼... That is correct. Now spell...
天啊 Oh, dear!
这其实是给女士用的洗发水 It's actually a shampoo for ladies,
但我的头发用后反应也很好 but my hair just responds to it.
你周五晚有什么事吗 So, what are you doing Friday night?
没什么事 No plans.
我爸妈要去外地 My parents are gonna be out of town.
真的吗 Really?
你想来我家吗 Wanna come over?
如果你爸妈不在家 我爸妈不会同意让我去 My parents won't let me if your folks ain't there.
好吧 Okay.
不过我不用跟他们提这点吧 Uh, but I guess I don't have to tell 'em.
那很好 Cool.
好了 就这样 Okay, that's it.
任何事物都无法让我一扫阴霾 Nothing was able to shake me from my doldrums,
连斯特吉斯博士很有活力的新毛衣背心都不行 not even Dr. Sturgis's jaunty new sweater-vest.
谢尔顿 Sheldon?
怎么了 Yes?
感觉你有心事啊 You seem distracted.
我真的很想去加州理工听斯蒂芬·霍金的讲座 I really wanted to see Stephen Hawking speak at Caltech,
但我父母负担不起去的费用 but my parents can't afford the trip.
那太糟糕了 That's too bad.
霍博士可会说了 Dr. H puts on a heck of a show.
我相信 I believe it.
如果告诉你 这背心可以两面穿你会开心吗 Would it make you feel better to know this vest is reversible?
开心了一点点 谢谢你 A little. Thanks.
等等 Wait.
或许我有办法帮忙霍金这事 I may be able to help you with Hawking.
真的吗 Really?
充满惊喜的可不只是这件背心而已啊 This vest is not the only thing that's full of surprises.
你要去哪里 Where ya goin'?
出去 Out.
去哪里 Out where?
贾娜家 Jana's.
她父母会在家吗 Her parents gonna be there?
-会 -好吧 - Yep. - ‭Okay.
那我打过去确认一下 Let me just call and make sure.
欧文斯 Owens.
她姓这个对吧 欧文斯 That's her last name, right? Owens?
你为什么要怪里怪气的 Why are you being so weird?
我没有怪里怪气啊 你呢 I'm not being weird. Are you?
我也没有啊 No.
很好 没人怪里怪气 Good. No one's being weird.
别打给他们 Don't call 'em.
为什么不打 Why not?
你为什么不能直接相信我呢 Why can't you just trust me?
因为我知道你说谎了 Because I know that you're lying.
什么 我才没撒谎 What? No, I'm not.
我听到你跟贾娜打电话的内容了 I heard you on the phone with Jana.
你偷听我 You spied on me?
我不是有意的 但我庆幸我这么做了 I didn't mean to, but I'm glad that I did,
因为你刚刚当着我面说谎 because you just lied to my face.
你哪都不准去 You are not going anywhere.
有本事就拦着我啊 Try and stop me.
你敢走出那扇门 我就告诉你爸 You walk out that door, and your father gets involved.
真是信了你的邪 I don't need this.
哇哦 Dang.
老爸 Dad.
-你错过好戏了 -发生什么了 - You missed everything. - What happened?
小乔治骗了妈妈 其实他要去贾娜家和她独处 Georgie lied to Mom to be alone at Jana's house,
但妈妈知道了 因为她偷听他讲电话 but Mom knew 'cause she listened in on his phone call.
我的天 Oh, boy.
现在他被禁足 所有人都很生气 Now he's grounded and everyone's mad.
不包括我 我看戏看得很开心 Not me. I'm super happy.
好吧 再见 Well... bye.
爸爸 大学说可以负责我们去加州的费用 Dad, the university offered to pay for us to go to California!
他们甚至给我们安排住酒店 They're even putting us up in a hotel.
不会吧 You're kidding.
我们要去加州吗 We're going to California?
不 只有我和爸爸去 No, just me and Dad.
好公平哦 That's fair.
我真替你高兴呢 I'm so happy for you.
有时嘲讽的语气是如此浓烈 Sometimes sarcasm was laid on so thick
连我这种迟钝人也能听出来 even I could detect it.
谢谢啦 Thanks!
那次并不是其中一个例子 This was not one of those times.
我知道了 不 那可以理解 I see. Well, no, that makes sense.
好 约翰 谢了 Okay, John, thanks.
再见 Bye.
谢尔顿说对了 Sheldon was right.
他们主动要付整个旅程的费用 They're offerin' to pay for the whole trip.
为什么 Why?
斯特吉斯和他上司谈过 Sturgis talked to his boss,
他们真的很想让谢尔顿继续在那上学 and they really want to keep Sheldon goin' to school there.
我可以带他去的 I guess I could take him.
为什么是你去 他先找的我 Why you? He asked me first.
我现在在生小乔治的气 I'm mad at Georgie right now.
我们分开冷静一下比较好 It'd be good for us to have some space.
怎么 你和小乔治吵架 So, you pick a fight with Georgie,
结果惩罚我没得去加州吗 and I don't get to go to California?
行吧 那你去 Fine, you can go.
谢谢 Thank you.
你要配合谢尔顿在不同时区的如厕时间表 Have fun managing Sheldon's bathroom schedule
玩得开心哦 in different time zones.
在我家帅哥们出发前 拍张照留念 Let me get a picture of my boys before their big trip.
记录下这一刻很明智 It's smart to document this.
因为你下次见到我时 Next time you see me,
我已经是见过斯蒂芬·霍金的人了 I'll have been in the presence of Stephen Hawking.
笑一个 Smile.
我比较想摆出严肃脸 I'd prefer to look serious.
这张照片日后说不定会出现在教科书里 This may appear in a textbook someday.
说"斯蒂芬·霍金" Say, "Stephen Hawking."
-斯蒂芬·霍金 -斯蒂芬·霍金 - Stephen Hawking. ‭- Stephen Hawking.
你害我笑出来了啦 Aw, you made me smile.
洗手吃饭了 Wash up for dinner.
我不吃 I ain't eatin'.
那你也不准看电视 Well, you're not watchin' TV.
我不能出去 现在连电视也不准看吗 I can't leave the house, and now I can't watch TV.
是啊 禁足就是这样 Yeah, it's called being grounded.
我等不及搬出去住了 I can't wait to move out.
你说什么 What was that?!
下次我会在电话上说 Next time, I'll say it on the phone,
这样你就能听见了 so you can hear me.
你再继续皱眉头 You keep frownin' like that,
就会长出和姥姥一样的老人褶子 you're gonna get wrinkles like your meemaw.
你明明很美 You look great.
我知道 我只是想听你说出来 I know, I just wanted to hear you say it.
你在不爽什么 What's on your mind?
谢尔顿总是想要什么就有什么 Sheldon always gets everything he wants.
好像的确如此 I guess he does.
这不公平 对吧 That's not fair, huh?
超不公平 No!
但是 On the other hand,
他也只是去听个科学讲座而已 he's just going to some science lecture.
我知道 但他有机会坐飞机去加州耶 I know, but he gets to go on a plane to California.
飞机也没那么好啦 Planes aren't all that great.
现在都不能在上面抽烟了 You can't even smoke on 'em anymore.
这样吧 I tell you what,
你今天练球结束后 after practice today,
我和你去做点好玩的事 you and me will do somethin' fun.
我能抽人生第一支烟吗 Can I have my first cigarette?
不行 No!
我能穿耳洞吗 Can I get my ears pierced?
你妈绝对不会喜欢 Your mom won't like that.
所以也许可以 So, maybe.
我看看 34A和B 就是这里 All right, 34A and B-- this is us.
你想坐靠走道的还是靠窗的 All right, you want the aisle or the window?
哪个位子是分配给我的 Which one is assigned to me?
无所谓 你选一个就是了 It doesn't matter, just pick one.
如果我坐靠窗位 就能看到起飞和降落 Well, if I sit by the window, I can watch the takeoff and landing,
但如果我坐靠走道位 but if I sit on the aisle,
就离洗手间近一点 I'm closer to the bathroom.
又开始了 Here we go.
但如果我坐靠窗位 Although if I'm by the window,
我去洗手间时你就得起来 you'll have to get up when I use the bathroom.
然而如果我靠走道坐 But if I'm not,
你去洗手间时我就得起来 I'll have to get up when you use the bathroom.
随便选一个吧 Just pick one.
我难以抉择 It's a tricky decision.
我的膀胱比你的小... My bladder's smaller than yours...
二位有什么问题吗 Everything okay here?
马上就解决了 About to be.
来 Here! ‭
那你就靠走道啦 Aisle it is!
没事了 We're good.
好 Oh, okay.
你要不要帮我弄这个 You want to help me with this?
不要 No.
别走 Hey!
是你先欺骗我的 You're the one who lied to me.
我以后不跟你说话了 这样你不会再被骗啦 Well, I'm done talkin' to you, so it'll never happen again.
干嘛 What?
我知道你不想说话 没关系 I know you don't want to talk, and that's fine.
你听我说就行了 You can just listen.
即使做出正确决定 生活也够艰难了 Life is hard enough if you make good decisions,
但如果做了错误决定 生活就会雪上加霜 but if you make bad ones, it gets even harder.
我并不会和贾娜做什么 Nothin' was gonna happen with Jana.
-小乔治... -不 - Georgie... ‭- No!
你总是把我想得很坏 You always assume the worst with me.
很抱歉你小时候是乖乖牌 而我却是个坏小孩 I'm sorry you were a perfect kid and I'm just a screwup.
你才不是坏小孩 You are not a screwup.
我小时候也不是乖乖牌 And I was not a perfect kid.
你做了什么天理不容的错事 睡过头没去教堂吗 Oh, what'd you do, sleep through church one mornin'?
告诉你 For your information...
我以前常逃课 I used to skip class...
就为了 so that I could
去我男朋友卡车里喝啤酒 drink beer in my boyfriend's truck.
老爸那时就有卡车了吗 Dad had a truck back then?
我说的不是你爸 Not talkin' about your dad.
我还... I also...
偷开走你姥姥的车 stole your meemaw's car
结果开进沟里去了 and crashed it into a ditch.
真的吗 Really?
跟不是我爸的那个男朋友一起吗 With that boyfriend who wasn't Dad?
这不是重点 Missin' the point!
如果重点是你做过错误选择 现在也好好的啊 ‭If the point is you made some bad decisions and turned out fine,
那为什么还对我那么严厉 then why you being so hard on me?
因为有一些决定 你永远无法摆脱 Because some decisions you cannot walk away from
它们会影响你一辈子 and they will affect the rest of your life.
如果你是指贾娜怀孕 If you're talkin' about Jana getting pregnant,
她不会怀孕的 she ain't gonna.
我当年也这么想的 结果稀里糊涂 That is what I thought, and the next thing I know,
我就在法院办结婚手续了 I'm at the courthouse gettin' married.
你结婚 You got married
是因为你怀孕了吗 because you were pregnant?
没错 Yes.
所以我只是个错误吗 So, I was a mistake?
不 绝对不是 No! No!
你是天赐的礼物 You are a blessin'.
错的是我欺骗了我父母 The mistake was lyin' to my parents,
就为了去你爸家过夜 so that I could spend the night at your dad's house.
还有喝龙舌兰 And, you know, tequila.
女士们先生们 我是本次航班机长 Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
去洛杉矶的航程预计很平稳 We're expecting a smooth flight to Los Angeles.
起飞前 请各位看向空乘 Before we take off, please direct your attention
他们会再强调一遍 to the flight attendants as they review
重要安全规程 some important safety procedures.
"安全规程" 爽啊 "Safety procedures"? Oh, baby.
请花点时间找到离您最近的出口 Take a minute to locate the exit closest to you.
最靠近您的出口也许在座位后方 The nearest exit could be behind you.
如果机舱突然失压 Should the cabin experience sudden pressure loss,
您座椅上方的氧气面罩会自动脱落 oxygen masks will drop down from above your seat...
机舱为什么会失压 Why would the cabin lose pressure?
-不会的 -将面罩罩在口鼻处 - It won't. - ‭Place the mask over your mouth and nose,
像这样拉紧带子 like this, pull the strap to tighten it.
如携带儿童乘机 If you are traveling with children,
请自己先戴好氧气面罩 再帮助您的孩子 make sure that your own mask is on first before helping your child...
我不喜欢这样 I don't like this at all.
这只是预防措施啦 It's just a precaution.
其实安全得很 You know... perfectly safe.
万一遇到 In the unlikely event
水上迫降 紧急疏散 of a water landing and evacuation...
水上迫降 水上迫降 水上迫降 Water landing, water landing, water landing...
我办不到 I can't do this.
你继续说 我们很快回来 Keep going, we'll be right back.
先生 Uh, sir?!
-谢尔顿 快出来 -不要 - Sheldon, come out of there! - No!
至少把门打开 At least open the door.
你告诉他们 我得下飞机 Tell them I need to get off.
先生 Sir?
你们二位都必须回到座位上 You both need to return to your seats.
稍等一下 Just one second.
先生 先生 Sir. Sir...
如果你想见斯蒂芬·霍金 If you want to see Stephen Hawking,
我们必须立刻坐下 we have to sit down right now.
太危险了 我做不到 It's too dangerous. I can't!
你可以害怕 没关系 It's okay to be scared.
-先生 -但此刻正是你挖掘内心勇气的时候 - Sir? - ‭Th-That's when you got to dig deep and be brave.
你怎么说 So, what do you say?
不 我是你吓破胆的年幼儿子 No, I'm your terrified little boy!
好吧 Okay.
先生 请出来 他们要叫保安了 Sir, please, they're gonna call security!
再稍等一下 Just one more second.
史波克先生 Mr. Spock!
他长期坐那艘飞船到处飞啊 He flies around all the time in that spaceship.
他也没害怕 对吧 He's not afraid, is he?
我不是史波克先生 I'm not Mr. Spock.
对 但我见过你扮成他 No, but-but I've seen you pretend to be him.
你现在能扮成他吗 Could you do that right now?
你是史波克 我是柯克舰长 You be Spock, I'll be Kirk.
也许可以 Maybe.
好 史波克先生 Okay, Mr. Spock.
给你的第一个命令就是回到座位上 Your first order is to return to your seat.
是 舰长 Aye, Captain.
空乘归位 准备起飞 Flight attendants, prepare for takeoff.
你还好吗 史波克先生 You okay, Mr. Spock?
我尽力了 长官 Doing my best, sir.
舰长和史波克先生是不会牵手的 The captain and Mr. Spock don't hold hands.
抱歉 Sorry.
或许就牵这一次吧 Okay, maybe just this once.
加州理工大学
我们以前听说的加州传闻好像都是假的 I think we've been lied to about California.
学校里根本没人晒成古铜色肌肤 No one on this campus is tan at all.
的确没有 No, they are not.
想想这些桌子见证了 Imagine all the stimulating conversations
多少激动人心的讨论 that must go on at these tables.
肯定的 I bet.
我能预见自己有一天来这里 I can see myself going here one day.
我想你会很适应的 I think you'd fit right in.